Heard this one of the local news (note the story isn’t posted on their website). It seems that a couple of guys were doing to do their Christmas shopping in the parking lot of a local hospital or at least until the police intercepted them. One of the geniuses decided to make a run for it and jumped into a nearby duck pond to escape. He didn’t get very far it seems that the duck pond was only 2-3 feet deep. Guess it is a good thing the guy didn’t dive head first into the water.