It’s me Maddie Mae. Boy have I got big news. It’s even bigger than my fortress. THOSE EVIL GOATS ARE GONE!!!!
I haven’t seen the goats in awhile. Dee said they were probably in the back pasture. Today we noticed all of their food bowls and toys were gone, too.
I guess they got the message and decided to move on. So Maddie 20000000 and goats 0.
Now I just have helicopters and that crazy robot vacumm. The helicopters know to stay out of my yard. The robot vacumm is still missing. It has been missing for a week. Anyway I have been able to enjoy my porch in peace.
Until next time