Hi, it’s me Maddie Mae again.
Ya’ll aren’t going to believe what happened over the weekend. So, I was taking Dee out in the backyard. You know I have to keep an eye on her. If I don’t she might get lost. Seriously, several days a week she goes out for a drive and gets lost. It takes her hours to find her way back. She doesn’t even come back with bags of stuff. At least I can usually get her to take a lunch and coffee.
Ok, back to the story. Dee walked over to the fence and touched the goats. YES, she actually TOUCHED THEM!! I tried to warn her but did she listen? NO, she told me to be quiet. Can you believe that? I don’t think they bit her but who knows. You know what happens if a goat bites you? You turn into a zombie.
Yes, that is right goats are zombies I learned all about zombies watching TV with the Big Guy. Zombies travel in packs and so do goats. Zombies climb over things and so do goats. Zombies eat everything and so do goats. So, there you have it goats are zombies.
Well until next time, peace out.