LEO HERE!
It is an emergency. Dee has started eating healthy snacks. She is eating things like fruits and veggies. You won’t believe what happened the other day. She actually tried to share a cucumber with me.
Oh, and I caught her eating MY CARROTS! She claimed they were carrots sticks she bought for herself. Likely, story! I’m gonna need someone to come everyday and inventory my carrots. Cross check them with the amount of carrots I have been given.
This is an emergency. Send Cheetos and other chips. Be sure to come around to my window. No need to get the humans involved.
OUT LEO!